Funniest IRC responses topic

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I'll go first. This was on irc.inchra.net on the #minetest-moontest channel. I was asking what an error meant and this is how Phox has answered:

[15:01:37] <wilkgr> A serielization error occured: unsupported ObjectProperties
[15:01:40] <wilkgr> Huh?
[15:01:50] <wilkgr> Can you translate that to English?
[15:02:48] <Phox> needs more cereal
[15:03:54] <wilkgr> Where do I pour it into the computer?
[15:04:01] <wilkgr> Into the ventilation ports?
[15:04:19] <Phox> yeah; make sure you fill the chassis with milk
[15:04:24] <wilkgr> Ok
[15:04:42] <wilkgr> Just a sec
[15:04:52] <wilkgr> What about my laptop cooler?
[15:05:02] <wilkgr> Does that need extra water?
[15:05:09] <wilkgr> Should I remove the battery first?
[15:05:31] <Phox> get it all in there then kick the disks and fans on high that way it will churn butter
[15:05:41] <wilkgr> I´ve got the milk now
[15:05:49] <wilkgr> *Faint glug-glug sound*
[15:06:01] <Phox> the cooler is fine, it will help keep the dairy fresh
[15:06:07] <wilkgr> Is the battery supposed to start swelling like a balloon?
[15:06:25] <Phox> yeah that is natural part of the fermentation process
[15:06:42] <wilkgr> I´m guessing the flames are too?
[15:06:48] <Phox> perfectly normal
[15:07:36] <wilkgr> The fans are spraying powdered cereal all over my desk.
[15:08:08] <wilkgr> Is that supposed to happen?
[15:08:32] <Phox> that means it is done; just put a bowl out there and catch it
[15:09:01] <wilkgr> The batteries popped